I wish NBA games were played like "Pop Bottles" in Lil Wayne and Birdman's video?

That would be so awesome! Kobe would have a bottle of champagne in one hand and dribbling in the other driving to the basket and scoring while Phil Jackson popping bottles on the sidelines celebrating. Or KG drinking on the block while turning around for a jumpshot while Pierce poping a bottle on the 3 point line. Or A.I poping bottles while shooting the ball and getting swept off his feet by all the denver cheerleaders and Carmelo Anthony giving off gang signs to the visiting bench and going off in a brawl with the NY Knicks. That would be awesome!!!